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I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
It’s an awesome idea tho
Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use
Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
OK but how could you cut off the last panel, this whole thing is gold
WAIT ACTUALLY THIS ONE @glumshoe @vampireapologist
do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone
I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel
So I’ve seen the post he’s talking about around tumblr and twitter, but haven’t seen this on tumblr. I think it’s worth sharing.
(Also remember: do *not* pet service dogs!)
Honestly, Aggron’s Pokedex entries are so cute. Huge metal dinosaur with the capability to eat a tank? Nahh she’s planting trees because there was a landslide on her mountain and she likes it to look pretty and nice.
This is Titan, my mega Aggron, and she’s my team’s mama and I love her
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
